Sunday, September 27, 2009

Some Shayaris

Unki galiyoon se jab guzre to manzar ajeeb tha,
Dard tha magar wo dil ke kareeb tha,
Jise hum dhoondhte the apni hathoon ki lakeeroon mein…
Wo kisi doosre ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.
Khuda kare ki pyar me kisi ka dil na toote
Jaise rutha mera sanam kisi aur ka na ruthe
Rota hai dil aur toot jate hain sapne
Ankhon ke aansoo bhi nahin hote hain apne
Kaash wo nagme humein sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sunkar ye aansu na aaye hote,
Agar is tarah bhul jaana hi tha,
To itni gehrai se dil mein samaaye na hote..
Neend aankhon main nahin, khwaab kho gaye
Tanha hi the, kuch aur tere bin hum ho gaye
Dil kuch tadap utha, zuban bhi ladkhadai
Teri yaad main do aansu chupke se beh gaye !

Why do boys go to temple?

Why do boys go to temple?
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 Because
a temple is the only place
where u can find….
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Pooja
Preeti
Bhavana
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
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&
Finally
TRUPTI
&
THEN
MUKTI
…..

Very Good Creative Art


 

Friday, August 14, 2009

1 GB 20 years ago and 1GB now


1GB ---- 20 years ago
and
1GB-------- now

When I become PROJECT MANGER...!



When I become PROJECT MANAGER

my team members will be


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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Keep Swine Flu Away with Basic Precautions

Keep Swine Flu Away with Basic Precautions

Swine flu in India is spreading like wildfire, taking the toll to six. Officials say there are currently more than 800 cases of the H1N1 flu strain in India. Governments from all around the world are finding ways to combat this deadly disease. So what can you do to protect yourself? Stay calm and practice these 10 effective prevention tips.
 
1. Wash your hands frequently
 
Use the antibacterial soaps to cleanse your hands. Wash them often, at least 15 seconds and rinse with running water.
 
2. Get enough sleep
 
Try to get 8 hours of good sleep every night to keep your immune system in top flu-fighting shape.
 
3. Keep hydrated
 
Drink 8 to10 glasses of water each day to flush toxins from your system and maintain good moisture and mucous production in your sinuses.
 
4. Boost your immune system
 
Keeping your body strong, nourished, and ready to fight infection is important in flu prevention. So stick with whole grains, colorful vegetables, and vitamin-rich fruits.
 
5. Keep informed
 
The government is taking necessary steps to prevent the pandemic and periodically release guidelines to keep the pandemic away. Please make sure to keep up to date on the information and act in a calm manner.
 
6. Avoid alcohol
 
Apart from being a mood depressant, alcohol is an immune suppressant that can actually decrease your resistance to viral infections like swine flu. So stay away from alcoholic drinks so that your immune system may be strong.
 
7. Be physically active
 
Moderate exercise can support the immune system by increasing circulation and oxygenating the body. For example brisk walking for 30-40 minutes 3-4 times a week will significantly perk up your immunity.
 
8. Keep away from sick people
 
Flu virus spreads when particles dispersed into the air through a cough or sneeze reach someone else's nose. So if you have to be around someone who is sick, try to stay a few feet away from them and especially, avoid physical contact.
 
9. Know when to get help
 
Consult your doctor if you have a cough and fever and follow their instructions, including taking medicine as prescribed.
 
10. Avoid crowded areas
 
Try to avoid unnecessary trips outside. Moreover, avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread this way.

Bonus Payments

Bonus Payments


The Pentagon recently found it had way too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away would get his full annual benefits plus 10,000 Dollars for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.

The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of 720,000 Dollars.

The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for 960,000 Dollars.
 
When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles."

The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice cheques the previous two generals had received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring.

The medical officer arrived and asked the general to drop the pants. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back.

"My God!" he said. "Where are your testicles?"

The general replied, "One in Iraq and the other in Afghanistan... Keep measuring!!"